Jab We Met

2 words. Pretty enjoyable. After a really long time, I saw a hindi romantic comedy I actually liked. The protagonists, Shahid and Kareen, carry off their roles with a natural panache, making you feel that no else could have possibly been a better fit. While Shahid looks custom made for this role of a lost-in-love oh-so-lovable millionaire (though I do feel the essential vulnerable element was somewhat missing from his character), Kareena plays the bubbly, cheerful full-of-life 20-odd chatterbox of a girl with unaffected ease and simplicity. Club it with the only other role where I found her irreplaceable till date, the unforgettable "Poo" of the otherwise tear-jerker epic, Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gum, and you understand why people say she can steal the limelight at any party.

Not to forget of course, that a movie is made by an entire team and a single element cannot be examined in isolation. So, if Jab We met is doing well at the box office, it’s because of its simple plot, sensible execution, identifiable characters and a great script.

And that brings me back to my quest tonight. After a really long time, I saw a hindi romantic comedy I actually liked. The last movie I remember thoroughly enjoying was Bheja Fry (though it fell in a different league of comedies). And before that Pyar Ke Side Effects. All the 3 movies had 3 things in common – identifiable characters, real-life settings and great scripts perfected by their seeming simplicity.

Now, I am not a movie critic or an expert of the field but I am what makes or breaks a movie at the box-office; the general public and a movie lover at that. And yet, in a span of over a year and a half, I have thoroughly enjoyed only 3 light-hearted movies. This, amidst an entire flood of the likes of Dhols, Dhamaals and Golmaals, not to mention the better-forgotten-continued-miserable attempts at comedy by Priyadarshan, whose definition of comedy has somehow come to be pathetically limited to huge star casts and loads of forced confusion desperately trying to make the audience laugh, after perhaps a chance hit with Hera-Pheri.

What is so difficult about making a comedy that is so impossible for our movie-makers to comprehend anyway? And why only movie makers and comedies? Take our TV serials for that matter with their never ending supplies of the tulsis and the parvatis , who give up their careers, their education and their dreams, even their clothing preferences the day they get married, clad themselves in heavy banarasi sarees and 2 inches of makeup 24-hours a day and devote their lives to saving their thankless families from the ever-impending disaster and the continued plots of the even-more-heavily made-up “vamps” . While the “heroine” turns into a 20-odd looking woman playing a 5-times divorced (at least) 52-yr old tycoon grandmother of half-a-dozen adults, in her quest, the “vamp” never tires in the face of defeat and with her slick planning and ruthless execution leaves you thinking that perhaps Osama isn’t such a bad guy after all.

Ok, so, tired of senseless TV and sleazy comedies? Turn to the news. And what do you see, a “breaking news” coverage of which saree Aishwarya is wearing on Karwachauth and how many bangles!!!! Flick to another. “Aishwarya will be celebrating her diwali with hubby Abhi…” . And another. “Aishwarya celebrating her birthday in Agra with …..” WHAT!!! Is there nothing else happening in this world?! Or is our world restricted to Aishwarya’s personal life ??!! And when the media is not drooling over some or the other celebrity, its busy encashing a disaster, asking a poor blast victim lying in the hospital, obviously in pain, “So being a victim..how do you feel…??” ???!!!!!!. Whatever happened to “news” as we knew it!?! The media that provoked an entire nation to fight for freedom. Whatever happened to the Power of the Pen?! What saddens me even more is that such sleazy sub-standard movies, mindless serials and junk news sells. BigTime!

Now I am not a cynic, nor am I one of those people who drool over the USA. I consider myself a sensibly positive and an intensely patriotic individual. And I am saying all this not despite of my patriotism, but because of it. For a country that boasts of soaring GDP, stock markets and intellectual prowess, we can do so much more and so much better than 3 good comedy serials, 2 serious News channels and 3 good romantic comedies in 1.5 years !!