Wednesday, June 20, 2007

dont-ignore

allright, so I got this fwd. and maybe it was the fact that I had been working for over 16 hours non-stop, that I temporarily lost my senses and actually decided to read through an true-predictions-don't-ignore forwards before deleting it! :P

But I am glad I did, because by the end of reading through the article I was laughing so hard that the only reason I didnt fall off my bed was the laptop sitting on my lap ;) ....in case you are wondering why, here is the mirror image of the message, no technically mirror image, but you 'll see what I mean

AMAZING/EXCELLENT/GREAT kisser : Scorpio, Aries, Aquarius, Leo, Cancer, Tauras

atleast 5/12 people in this world are great kissers. The rest 7/12 need classes...hmm, good business idea for the highly priviledged 5/12th ?? can be started with zero capital investment ... ;)

Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet/Have own unique appeal/Rare to find : Libra, SAgittarius, Gemini, Pisces, leo

so 5/12 of the ppl in this world are rare to find...where are they all hiding?? I wonder if they have together formulated a unique formula for love , so that it remains "one-of-a-kind" ;P

Loves being in long relationships : Scorpio, Aries, Aquarius, Leo, Taurus, Sagittarius, Capricorn

wow ppl!! that more than half the world's population wants to stay committed. Divorce lawyers, get packing !!!

Always get what they want : scorpio, virgo, pisces, capricorn

so if a scorpio-virgo pair wanted different things ...what would they finally settle for?? oh i know!! alimony!!! :D

Not one to mess with. : Leo, Sagittarius, Tauras, Aries, Libra,


I've decided not to mess with anyone...just in case ;P

Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.: aquarius, gemini, cancer,

I am not even sure what that means ???

Amazing in...: aquarius, gemini, sagittarius, libra ... ahem. prudence forbids me to finish or comment ....

The most caring person you will ever meet, funny, intelligent , romantic, irresistible, blah blah blah:

all of them!!!( well give or take a few adjectives) :P

and here's my favorite bit

SAGITTARIUS - Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal.Most caring person you will ever meet! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying.

LIBRA: Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet!however not the kind of person you wanna mess with ... u might end up crying...



Ok! So I really wonder how can two people, well 1/6 the population of this world actually, be identical in traits and yet have "own unique appeal" and "love of a kind" .... and if you know one of each, ( and assuming the caring nature percolates to other relationships as well) , then are you allowed to make them compete for being " the most caring", ??!! :P

oh and i almost forgot, all of the above ppl, who were unfortunate enough to not receive this mail at all, or silly enough to not read it or stupid enough to not forward it, are going to have extremely bad luck for the next 2-24 years...so maybe the 3rd world war is inevitable!!!!!!!

The mail doesn't really say anything about inverting it, and blogging it, so I hope I get the benefit of doubt... ;)

On a somewhat more serious note, why would a mail with more-or-less 5 different sentences, 8 different adjectives, ,exactly 5 different numbers for the years of bad luck and no predictions ofcourse, right or wrong, manage to do so many rounds of senseless emails ...have we really ran out of good reading stuff and other means of keeping working blues away that badly??!!

We all agree, that sex sells. and at some point or the other, we all buy it as well, publicly or not (;))!! whether its a legendary book (and rightly so) like the Godfather, or a commerical senseless flick, all rely, and sometimes unfortunately and solely so, on some or the other form to increase the respective viewer/reader ship. And well, it wouldnt sell, if no one bought it, and no one buys things they don't like or don't want, except insurance ofcourse ;) so I guess if ppl do like it, and buy it....then why am I complaining?? maybe, because too much of everything , is an overkill ...

2 comments:

  1. hmm... i could read this even after 3 hours of non stop work on a temporary (much awaited) bachelor day in office :-)

    never noted these before..for me these "work of art", truly in quotes, have never been a read unless read out, but your compilation has made it surely a worthy collectors item..good to be referenced to prove a point to the zodiac lovers :-)

    keep posting..

    cheers
    km

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