Wednesday, February 28, 2007

shit! no1 agrees i shud be in s/w

not even my own intelligence ... :P

Your Dominant Intelligence is Interpersonal Intelligence

You shine in your ability to realate to and understand others.
Good at seeing others' points of view, you get how people think and feel.
You have an uncanny ability to sense true feelings, intentions, and motivations.
A natural born leader, you are great at teaching and mediating conflict.

You would make a good counselor, salesperson, politician, or business person.


hmm....maybe i should finally talk to my parents.... ;)

Thursday, February 22, 2007

i am thai...

.... food i.e. atleast thts wat the results say :P

You Are Thai Food

Trendy yet complex.
People seek you out - though they're not sure why.


and come to think of it, i dont even like thai food ;-??

Sunday, February 11, 2007

happy valentine's day ;)

last night, while i was waiting for some droll work realted files to download and generally hating my life, i started browsing through the net, something, the net content made me realise, i havent done in a realllllly long time. neways, owing probably to the valentine's day fever, i kept running into v-day ads and banners of gift vouchers, and cards and ballons and oh-so-many-red roses, so just out of my insatiable curiosity, i clicked on one of the ads,

"This v-day ! Love, be-loved and appreciated....."

and the homepage completed the sentence

".....tips to kiss, love..." and many more such how-tos. now i am not against romance, but somethings are too amusing to be anything else actually ;) in search of such similar amusement, i read on...

so, the first page i landed on had the following content,
(its hilarious and i really cant stop laughing, )

Get your partner to the sea shore at sunset. Give her smile. Buzz a latest romantic song. Hold her tight and give a moist kiss.
==> dont forget to carry a good stereo system, her favorite song cd , a lip gel, reach half hour before sunset, prepare the ground, and by the time you are done, ofcourse you do realise you could've just stayed at her place, the sun does set around her roof as well

You are with your girl friend moving in the car. Stopped at a traffic light. Hold her hand and give a soft kiss.
==> and in case the signal suddenly turns green, im sure she'll not mind getting her hand crushed while you shift gears

Take a stop watch. Ask the girl to help you maintain a long kiss, longer than a minute and so on.
==> statuatory warning : lack of breath or sudden stopwatch alarms going off can cause injury so keep your mediclaim ready before doing this one & do this near a hospital :P

Make a sign of first letter of your partner’s name with your lips and slowly gently fix a kiss on her cheek.
==> hmm. now I know why Xena must have never gotten kissed

Order a pizza. With the help of tomatto ketchup make a sign of kiss on pizza. Ask her to make same sign with her lips at your cheek.
==> come again??

When you are travelling with her in a car. Tell her whenever we see a dog or any other specific animal, on road side, we will kiss each other. A good excuse.
==> so no one actually looks at the traffic while driving? and i think i cant drive!

Tell your love that something is there below her eyes. Ask her to close the eyes. Use the opportunity and give her a kiss.
==> ofcourse if during this time whatever is there actually bites her below the eye, then you could end up with a blue eye

Move in the rain without umbrella. Grab rain drops on your lips and then slowly place them on lips of your love.
==> i cant stop imagining a guy standing in the rain, cold and wet, trying to figure out why did the girl leave him, after all he was only grabbing his own lips repeatedly, trying to catch hold of a rain drop!!

when i stop laughing at imagining these mental images, i'll read on... maybe find-your-true-love-tips next time ;)

till then have a nice v-day. and avoid all kissing disasters if you can ;)

Monday, February 05, 2007

another delayed post...

my day out...

...may be with a lesser fan following than the movie, but close to that much fun. Very, very close. Last saturday I went out for an office picnic, or more like a 2 hour parasailing plan that most luckily turned into a day long picnic :) I would've written earlier, but there were just too many pics and videos to drool over, and show-off to friends :P

We planned to assemble at 7:15 in mini-groups and re-assemble into a larger one at 7:45 AM Saturday morning . After all the good-hearted early morning wake-up calls by the night shifters, which were responded to with much grumbling & mumbling, frantic pick-up and "im waiting" calls, amidst of which I almost got left behind ;), almost,, we manage to assemble, re-assemble and finally leave by 8:30 AM in a convoy of 3 cars, all of which, as I was to realise later, were driven with great panache. Given that we are talking about nearly 15 people dragged out of bed one early cold January morning, I think we made pretty decent timing. This was followed by a great drive accompanied with snacks and singing , along the highways of gurgaon & sohna, an awesome strech of some flyover, I forget the name, taking a wrong turn, customary for any group going on a picnic and finally reached our destination at 10:00 AM, only an hour late ;)

Sorrounded by mustard farms on all sides, the field expanse was vast, by any means. After some initial excited photgraphy and instructions we were too excited to heed,,the actualfun began. One person at a time was secured with a gear, containing lots of hooks, a rope tied to a jeep and ofcourse the parasail. Once the gear was secured, the jeep drove off, tugging at the parasail ropes,as a result of which, sometimes aided by a little running on the parasailer's part, the parasail took off. The whole experience wouldn't have lasted for more than 7-8 seconds,I guess, but the feeling of being air-borne, at 250 ft from the ground,even if you were tied to a rope, is, quite literally out of the world!!!
One after another, we went off and came back asking for more. Ofcourse, that's how the jeep left us in the end, asking for more, since there were not second chances :P

Accompanied by a friendly game of football, as friendly as football games can be, volleyball, and followed by kho-kho, yes even that, and lots of photography ( a good excuse for lazy boneheads like me trying to avoid any kind of physical activity requiring more than moving a finger ;) the parasailing experience left us thrilled , to say the least. And we moved on towards our next destination,
Dumdum lake, a local tourist attraction. I would give you the exact location and distance in kilometers, but one, I don't intend to write an itinerary and two, I dont know. :) All I know is, 4 boats, 15 people, and a lake. We rowed, and rammed the boats, quite deliberately ofcourse, splashed water over each other, on the same cold January afternoon, but oh well, who cared by now,got stuck in the mud near the shore, jumped in and waded the boats out, and collapsed back on the shore.

Some more photography, a car-race back till a local dhaba, disgusting amounts of food which all of us ate ravenously, quite literally, and another great drive back home via another great road I never knew existed anywhere near Delhi/NCR.

The traffice jam as soon as we entered the city would've jolted me back to reality, but I was too tired.
I reached home , and crashed for a goodnight's sleep, dreaming of being air borne , soon again, this time... without the rope may be .....